Platinumkirby

You fall asleep with me in your lap Read me daily, page by page I suspect you secretely fap And sometimes throw me away with rage You read me instead of the press While enjoying your morning tea You take me everywhere, nonetheless I’ll never be your property You think you know me – all chapters, the plot And guess the punchline before story ends If you reach that point (but hopefully not) I’ll be the last book you'll hold in your hands